HEY THERE YELP DOUCHEBAG

yelpin' hard since 1986
TRADER JOE’S CINNAMON ISN’T THE CINNAMON VARIETAL I WOULD ENJOY MOST
Read: I’m too white to exist and no tragedy has ever happened in my life ever.
Thanks to Sam for the Submission. Sorry it took me 14 years to realize I had Tumblr Mail.

TRADER JOE’S CINNAMON ISN’T THE CINNAMONĀ VARIETALĀ I WOULD ENJOY MOST

Read: I’m too white to exist and no tragedy has ever happened in my life ever.

Thanks to Sam for the Submission. Sorry it took me 14 years to realize I had Tumblr Mail.

This business does not offer the service I needed therefore they are a bad business.

Got an STD later that night.
BOOM. Roasted.

Got an STD later that night.

BOOM. Roasted.

Read: I can’t handle my booze.

Read: I can’t handle my booze.

I totally did not open this account just to review this restaurant I do not work at. JAH MON I PROMISE.

I totally did not open this account just to review this restaurant I do not work at. JAH MON I PROMISE.

I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that this restaurant has carpet is disappointing and had a serious affect on the enjoyment of my meal. The service was fantastic, but the sound of their feet rubbing up against the carpet is like nails on a chalkboard. And all that static electricity?!?!
CARPET IS SO 1995, THREE STARS.

I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that this restaurant has carpet is disappointing and had a serious affect on the enjoyment of my meal. The service was fantastic, but the sound of their feet rubbing up against the carpet is like nails on a chalkboard. And all that static electricity?!?!

CARPET IS SO 1995, THREE STARS.

It’s really hard to like good food because my bro went to LE GORDON BLEU for like 6 years and he makes a wicked sake glazed hot dog.

It’s really hard to like good food because my bro went to LE GORDON BLEU for like 6 years and he makes a wicked sake glazed hot dog.