yelpin’ hard since 1986HEY THERE YELP DOUCHEBAGTumblr (3.0; @fuckingyelpers)http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/TRADER JOE’S CINNAMON ISN’T THE CINNAMON VARIETAL I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m506kbVwiJ1qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TRADER JOE’S CINNAMON ISN’T THE CINNAMON VARIETAL I WOULD ENJOY MOST</p> <p>Read: I’m too white to exist and no tragedy has ever happened in my life ever.</p> <p>Thanks to Sam for the Submission. Sorry it took me 14 years to realize I had Tumblr Mail.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/24275410765http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/24275410765Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:40:59 -0400 This business does not offer the service I needed therefore they are a bad business.<p><img width="710" height="234" align="top" src="http://i.imgur.com/B1Aba.png"/></p> <p>This business does not offer the service I needed therefore they are a bad business.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/10739097911http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/10739097911Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:26:25 -0400Got an STD later that night. BOOM. Roasted.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho9o4xJrP1qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Got an STD later that night.</p> <p>BOOM. Roasted.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3854861107http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3854861107Mon, 14 Mar 2011 10:00:07 -0400Read: I can’t handle my booze.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhppjjMfkz1qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Read: I can’t handle my booze.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3743083857http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3743083857Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:00:08 -0500I totally did not open this account just to review this...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho9zyBL3n1qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I totally did not open this account just to review this restaurant I do not work at. JAH MON I PROMISE.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3722830939http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3722830939Tue, 08 Mar 2011 10:00:07 -0500I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho9e4uvY21qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that this restaurant has carpet is disappointing and had a serious affect on the enjoyment of my meal. The service was fantastic, but the sound of their feet rubbing up against the carpet is like nails on a chalkboard. And all that static electricity?!?!</p> <p>CARPET IS SO 1995, THREE STARS.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3696267841http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3696267841Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:18:04 -0500It’s really hard to like good food because my bro went to...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhk0oqNNpm1qhej43o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s really hard to like good food because my bro went to LE GORDON BLEU for like 6 years and he makes a wicked sake glazed hot dog.</p>http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3644130596http://fuckingyelpers.tumblr.com/post/3644130596Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:19:38 -0500brosonthegoyelp asshole